Guy Tries to Buy Toy Poodles, Gets Fluffy, Steroid-Pumped Giant Ferrets Instead

Man's best friend doesn't come cheap these days, so you can imagine how excited a retired Argentinian man was to find double the companionship at a fraction of the cost: two adorable toy poodles--just itching to snuggle, crawl, and slobber all over you--for a mere $150. And by toy poodles, of course, we're referring to preened, fluffed, and steroid-pumped "rats." More